"My Chair"

   I made a mistake today.  I admit it.  I was wrong.  I was wrong to think that I could sit in the rocking chair for a few moments.  Obviously, this act is not accepted and should not be repeated.   I am referring to the purple porch rocker.  Bat, the Cat. has decided that he is the sole owner of this chair.  Granted, I started it by tying different toys to the arms and back of the chair but I had no idea what that would bring.  The chair is now his private domain and I am never to use it again.

  My mistake started when I was taking a break from the kitchen makeover.  I had to sit for a few.  As soon as I plopped myself down in the chair, the cat started staring at me.  Then, he "attacked"!  No, he did not claw nor bite but he did snag my sock!  That crazy cat nigh on pulled my sock off of my foot!  Then he pounced up on my lap and proceeded to try to push me from the chair.  Ok, Bat!  You can have your chair!  I will sit elsewhere.  He was satisfied and immediately started playing with the toys.  So much for sitting.