At Least They Do Not Bite!

   So, true to my earlier words, spring has sprung and along with it came the bugs.  While the gnats and mosquitoes never left due to the lack of cold weather, the onslaught of other critters has begun. This afternoon, a cloud of midges could be found seeking refuge from the high winds.  Every nook and cranny on the north side of ANYTHING was covered with the bugs.  If you stepped too close (which I did), a cloud of the critters would soon engulf you.  Thankfully, these are the non-biting type of midges.  They may look a lot like mosquitoes but the soft bodied critters with their fluffy antennae have no blood-sucking intentions.  In fact, in their adult stage, the critters do not eat much if anything.  The larvae, however, eat whatever they find.  Speaking of the larvae, they are called bloodworms.  This is not because they have a diet of blood but because they are red!  If you ever look in the bottom of a pond, ditch or even your birdbath, you may find the tiny bloodworms.  I have to admit, they are weird looking little things.

  This onset of critter swarms is just the beginning.  The eastern lubber grasshoppers and termite swarms are probably set to start soon. Those, I detest!  I prefer the midge flies if I have to have any but it is all part of living where I do.  The Bayou has critters of all sorts...some are just worse than others.

It Never Ends

  For the past few years, it seems that the critter parade never ends.  Here on the Bayou, we are always being bombarded by one throng after another.  Racoons, mice, squirrels and voles all call the Bayou home and multiply like crazy.  These critters not only raid the gardens but can tear up more things than I even want to think about.   Then, there termites (the worst!), grasshoppers, ants, deer flies, gnats and mosquitoes swarm us incessantly.  The bugs seem to plague the area in a certain pattern.  Starting in early spring with the grasshoppers, things go downhill from there.  Every two weeks or so, different swarms of insects smack us.  Some stick around for a while but others come and go rather quickly.

  The latest "plague" hit two days ago.  Midges!  Midges are everywhere!  At least this year has not been quite as bad as some previous years but that may be due to the rather stout winds that have been coming off the Bay.  Some thirty odd years ago, the critters were so bad that you could not see out of the windows!  The entire Little Bayou House was one creepy-crawly critter castle.  Now, they are more confined to the corners and around windows.

  If you have never seen a midge before, you might be tempted to call it a mosquito.  However, if you look at one closely you will see that, other than the initial outline, the two are a lot different.   A midge is sort of cute...in a buggy sort of way...a mosquito is not...in any sort of way! Also, a midge has the fluffiest antenna of any critter around! The only good thing about this latest critter swarm is that this type of midge does not bite nor does it eat the house (like the termites).  They may bother the stew out of you by getting in your face and hair but you will come out unscathed. They are not vicious critters, in the least, but that does not make them any more desirable.  Heavy swarms of anything are not pleasant and this is just the lastest we are enduring.  Midges...they come in silently to cover everything in sight for a few days before they fly off to die.    

Its April...

  Its April.  April is definitely NOT my favorite month.  Not that I have anything against any particular month on the calendar, it is just that April has this way of gifting things that I do not wish to have. April on the Bayou means a lot of things but three of the most irritating events occur during that month.  The first of April means that I have to start doing the "Grasshopper Stomp" which is a "dance" that the kids named when they were young.  I used to gather all three of my kids and any others that happened to be visiting into a dance festival in the yard.  There, they could stomp all of the Eastern Lubber Grasshoppers that they could find.  The "Grasshopper Stomp" became an annual event as well as a necessity.  Those critters have a tendency to take over the place if allowed.  During late summer, each female lays about a bazillion eggs (actually, about 250 but when you are stomping them it seems much more.) that overwinter underground.  Then comes the warm sunshine of April and those eggs incubate and hatch. The entire ground turns a rust color for a few hours before turning black.  At this stage, the critters are relatively easy to kill as they tend to congregate in mounds. After a few days, however, they all go their separate ways and it is hard to find them.  Then, a few days later, they become munching machines and can strip a garden in a day. It is sad that nothing eats these grasshoppers as they are toxic.  I can only imagine the mess I would be in if I did not at least attempt to eradicate a whole slew of them during their hatching stage.  There would nary be a green leaf left in the yard.  These critters get to a hefty size of about three to four inches in length and keep right on munching throughout the entire summer.  It is not good.  April brings some bad things.

  As I mentioned, there are THREE irritating events that April brings.  The second is gnats.  Gnats make their itchy presence known as soon as the weather warms but are hugely noticeable in April.  These critters bite until you feel like you are on fire!  There is not a good time to be outside even for a few moments if it is a calm day.  We always hope for wind.  A lovely, stiff breeze of about 15 mph is desired for its cooling and for its ability to blow the gnats into the next county.  Bad thing...there are not a lot of repellents that work on gnats.  Smoke is about the only thing that rids the air of the critters so "smudgepots" are a must on the Bayou.  Then with the smudgepots burning, you just have to choke your way through the day....BUT!...the gnats are not there to bite....except if you exit the thick, black, cough-inducing, breath-stifling, choking smoke of the smudgepots. 

  The third menace to plague the Bayou during April is termites.  Yep.  April is termite swarming month so just about evening time, everyone has to hustle inside, draw the drapes, turn off the lights and hope for the best.  While these critters are not as "bitey" as the gnats, they do cause problems.  Not only will they quite literally eat you out of house and home because they do quite literally eat your house and home, when they swarm they are everywhere.  Termites are not choosy about where they land when they swarm.  They sort of flop about in the air all the while bumping into each other.  That misguided flight pattern does them no good until they spy a light source.  Then they hone in on it and make a beeline toward it.  If that light source is a house, the termites squeeze through any opening they can find to swarm inside.  Swarming inside means that they now bump into everything inside the house....humans and pets included.  The critters are on beds, sofas, tables, in the refrigerator, in the toilet, on the ceiling, on the floor, on the walls AND in your hair.  Ugh!  Light fixtures become darkened with their dead bodies, foodstuffs can become infiltrated and drinks are dotted with floating termites that try to swim in your sweet tea.  They are nasty. They are wood-munching terrors.  They eat houses.  Enough said.  At least the frogs and lizards are fat.

  So, it is no wonder that while everyone else looks forward to April as it heralds in spring, I abhor the critters it brings.  The Bayou has enough critters that I do not need them swarming all over the place.  Oh, and I forgot to mention that just about every third year, we get midges....swarms of midges...so many midges that the Little Bayou House has to remain darkened during those swarms, as well.  At times, the windows are so covered on the outside that you cannot tell whether it is daytime or nighttime. Thankfully, they do not bite, do not eat my garden and have yet to take a bite out of the Little Bayou House!  Out of the FOUR Horrors of April, midges are the least annoying.

  Come to think about it, this is that "third" year.  I guess I had better soon start noticing if I need to draw the curtains closed and douse the lights.  Ugh!  April, why can't you play nice???  Living on the Bayou ain't for the squeamish, that's for sure.

Millions of Midges!

We are under siege!  The Bayou has been set upon by millions of critters!  Midges!  Midges everywhere!  These critters, which look a lot like a mosquito with fuzzy antennae, have completely covered every non-moving object (and a few moving ones!) in the area!  My house is crawling with the bugs!  I dare not open the windows or doors more often than absolutely necessary otherwise we would not be able to breathe!  Enough of the insects have found their way indoors by means of Ms. Ez's fur and my clothes and hair.  I am wondering if they are actually dropping down the chimney!  Every time we have to venture out, we are almost instantaneously covered!  You talk about one big mess trying to comb them from your hair.  Both Michael and I have longish locks and when those bugs get tangled in there...ugh!  As bad as it is during the daytime hours, night is worse.  The Midges are highly attracted to any light source so it is "lights out" at dusk!  The blinds are drawn, the overhead lights are darkened and we start slapping those that are coaxed inside by the light of our computers.  This is not fun! This is not fun at all!

If I have to find one positive thing to say about our visitors, it is the fact that they do not bite!  The Midge merely makes a nuisance of itself trying to find some place to perch and that perch can be anywhere!  The outside walls of the house is literally crawling with critters!  Any movement nearby sends them swarming up in huge clouds only to settle down again wherever they can grab hold.  That usually includes people and pets.   Their buzzing wings sends Ms. Ez into a frenzy.  She snaps at empty air as she tries to avoid the bugs thinking they are the familiar-sounding mosquitoes.

At least the Midges will only be here for a few days.  Their whole existence at this stage of their life is to merely to swarm, mate and lay eggs.  Once that is accomplished the adult Midges will die.  And we will be free until the next swarm makes its way through the area.  Meanwhile, the Yellow-rumped Warblers have moved from flying ants to Midges as their food, the Eastern Bluebirds have easy pickings while the Midges abound and the geckos, frogs and toads are all happy campers as their meals are literally delivered to them! Me?  I try to stay indoors as much as possible and at all times...keep a comb handy!